Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You: you welcome freak

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Of course!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: uhmm.. california,florida,and the bahomas

You: What is your planet like?

Alien: it doesnt really have anything but just food

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with each other. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at each other! Why is that?

You:i dont know maybe they are having a bad day

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: we dont walk we use our ufos

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You:because maybe they have problems with each other

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You:because i dont like it

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien:goowy stuff

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?
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You:i dont know maybe they trying to build shelter.i dont think any one is doing nothing about this alien hey !!!! maybe you should come back to earth and help us.

poem

you live you die until the sun rise.
your heart beats like a basketball.
ma mama told me if any one messes wiff mii beat them to they turn blue until they dont talk smack about you.im like a football playa runin though people without stopin when i run from the cops.

10 THINGS IM SCARED OF

1.IM SCARED OF MY MOM

2.IM SCARED OF DIEING

3.IM SCARED OF RATS

4.IM SCARED OF LOSING MY TEETH

5.IM SCARED OF GETTING CANCER

6.IM SCARED OF YOU

7.IM SCARED OF BUMS IN THE STREET

8.IM SCARED OF MY SISTER

9.IM SCARED OF MY DAD

10.IM SCARED OF GETTING HIT BY A CAR

don't steal laptop's thetf

theIF why you took the computaR from the tech cafe.THAT WAS THE WORST THING YOU DID.I THINK YOU SHOULD RETURN THE LAPTOP TO THE TECH CAFE.BRING BACK THE ****ING LAPTOP.YOU ARE MESSING IT UP FOR US BECAUSE WE WANT TO USE LAPTOPS IN AFTER SCHOOL AND NOW WE CANT DAMN!!!!! THIEF.YOU ARE GOING TO MESS UP THE COMMUNITIY IN MS.188.

don't steal laptop's thef

:)=MY MOM)=

MY MOM IS SO SWEET WHEN SHE PUTS ME AND MY FRIENDS FAST TO SLEEP.WAKE UP MOM SAYS WE GOIN TO THE PARK AS THE SUNLIGHT HITS OUR CHEEKS.

MY POEM

WHAT THIS PICTURE MEANS TO ME IS THAT I REALLY LIKE THIS BOXER BECUSE HE'S MAD NICE