Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You: you welcome freak

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Of course!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: uhmm.. california,florida,and the bahomas

You: What is your planet like?

Alien: it doesnt really have anything but just food

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with each other. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at each other! Why is that?

You:i dont know maybe they are having a bad day

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: we dont walk we use our ufos

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You:because maybe they have problems with each other

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You:because i dont like it

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien:goowy stuff

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?
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You:i dont know maybe they trying to build shelter.i dont think any one is doing nothing about this alien hey !!!! maybe you should come back to earth and help us.