Road Trip!

One day my Uncle edgar and my Aunt megan good said they would take me and my sisterbeyonce on a trip to california.

“You will love california,” said Aunt megan good. “It is famous for its wild dods, itswhite flowers, and its beautiful sitting hills.”

“I hope you packed plenty of pears for the ride,” said Uncle edgar. “It will probably take us 4 hours.”

So we all piled into Uncle edgar and Aunt megan good's cadalac. At first the trip was really large. We sang “6 Bottles of water on the Wall.” Then we counted the bears that we saw chilling in the fields by the side of the road. But after 3 hours we had eaten all thepears and beyonce was getting tiny.

“Are we almost there?” she asked slowly.

“Yes, fuzzy,” said Aunt megan good.

Just then I saw a sign that said, “springfield: 2 miles.”

“Umm, Uncle edgar, is springfield on the way to california?” I asked.

“Yeah,” said beyonce, pointing, “and is statue of librity on the way to california?”

“what the hell!!, kids,” laughed Uncle edgar. “You can trust the expert.”

“One thing's for sure,” I muttered. “I don't think we're in new york any more.”